what my family thinks about me and boys-yippee

so my family
got to love them
they are crazy
and lets just say due to the title is that they have an opinion on my current relationship status
which is single
mind you my boyfriend and i of one month - its a record-i know sad-just broke up about two weeks ago
i'm fine and we are back to being good friends
but my family thinks that just because i cant seem to acquire a relationship with a guy -i think- that they think something is wrong with me
which i'm totally sure

ok but heres the gist
i have had technically three boyfriends
kissed two boys
only one of which was a technical boyfriend- long story
and sure they all ended fairly quickly but i dont care, i lived and learned from them
and now they are all good friends with me
except that first kiss guy.....yeah

but anyway my family being a huge and i mean HUGE part of my life thinks that just because i'm not in a commited relationship that i feel that they think there is something wrong with me.

mind you i'm only 17. i'm very new to this whole dating thing. i have been hurt so why go thru it again. and besides usually it just ends badly or most of the time it ends where were friends. and i guess i'm a decent girl. i just have no experience in this field. the more i try things the better i am. and i have not had many chances to try stuff in this department.

so heres what my family thinks about what i should do about my boy dilemma (mind you most of these assumptions on what i should do are thought up by my brother. and my brother being the normal older brother he is, is a bit mean) so heres what they think i should do

1st- i should be lesbian
2nd- i should become a nun
3rd- i should be the crazy cat lady that knits all the time

here are my problems on these assumptions

1st one- lesbian
let me just start by saying that i love gay people and i have nothing against them.i think its fine to find love whether it be with the opposite or same sex. its love no matter what. any who...... i cant be lesbian! i just cant! my brothers rational with coming up with this idea is that since i have no luck with guys i should try the other team. i would honestly rather hang out with guys. they are so much more fun and all the time really genuine. girls are mean! i like the differences in guys and girls. opposites attract :)

2nd one- nun
no way! ok i'm religious but i'm christian not catholic (and i'm not those christians that say your going to hell if you dont believe the same as we do. were laid back.) i could never kneel all day and be so commited to something. i'm pretty sure i have some small form of ADD or ADHD so i my attention span wouldnt be that long. i'd get bored very very quickly

3rd one- crazy cat lady that knits all the time
ok this one only recently came up because i just recently- as in today- took up knitting to keep my hands busy. and knitting is fun and all but i couldnt do it all day. and i hate cats. ok well i dont hate them i just very much prefer dogs. they are loyal and loving and will never leave you alone. and they are soft and adorable. and come in all sizes. and oddly enough when i think of the crazy cat lady i get an image of the crazy cat lady on the simpsons that launches her cats at you. and i dont want to be her. do you know the ammount of upper body strength that takes to launch those cats so far? lol. i'd go crazy

so heres what my family thinks
and i think they are mean- ok well mostly my brother- and wrong
i will find my prince charming-hopefully- one day-maybe
and i will show them!
ha ha
or i'll just be the crazy cat lady that knits all the time

and have amazing biceps from launching cats at people
yes!