Disney is a liar

let me just start by saying that i am a romantic
and then let me say the title of this thing
DISNEY IS A BIG FAT LIAR
it is
really
seriously
honestly and truely
it is
just accept it already
its a liar

as a kid growing up with all the disney princesses. i always wanted to belle or arial or mulan because
first- they werent blonde. (haha)
second- they werent the damsel in distress. they went out and got their prince. instead of sleeping beauty, jasmine, snow white or that one odette chick who just sat there like a bunch of frogs waiting to be kissed. i mean come on! you have to love mulan. she fights off a pack of huns to save her empire. shes pretty BA!
so i'm dreaming about my prince or well guy that would sweep me off my feet and onto his white horse and we would ride off into the sunset. and live happily ever after! the end.

so whats the problem with this story
IT NEVER HAPPENS
at least not to me
not to alot of people
so why do they put these images into little girls head that when they are teenagers they'll find their true love and ride off into the sunset

dont get me wrong i love watching disney princess movies when im down. but they just give you false hope.
its saying that the very first guy you meet that you get the butterflies for will be your prince charming, prince eric, prince philip, flynn rider, aladdin, or shrek.

when really that never works out
so why are we doing this?
why are we telling kids the easter bunny and santa clause are real? (ohh yeah i just blew that one out of the water. if you didnt know, its your mom or dad or legal guardian or whom ever cares for you. not a giant bunny.)
i have no idea!

things that happen like that are few and far between. the first guy you fall for will 99.9999999999999% (thats one in........ hold on......... one in quadrillion chance)of the time will not fall for you as well, and all your left to is just secretly facebook stalking him. (ok i only facebook stalk when i'm bored)
so why do we have this obsession with prince charming? and having him be the first one ever. its all because of disney and there freaking adorable singing bunnies and really hot princes. (i've always had a fantasy about some foreign prince finding me and talking me back to his kingdom).

so lets stop putting this story into our heads when it doesnt ever work!
i doesnt stop with disney. have you seen some adult movies? they are all just like an adult disney movie. boy meets girl. they fall madly inlove. have some difficulties (magic spell, no voice, evil stepmother). botta bing botta boom. everything is solved and they ride off into the sunset. and its a rap.

lets get a different story line please!
i'm getting tired of our unoriginality.
how about some challenges and triumps and THEN find mr right or prince charming?
what about that.
not just the first guy

thanks disney.
you big liar